Swan Milk Tycoon has hatched. You own a farm where swans produce milk. This is completely normal, and the game would prefer you did not question it. It plays right here on the site, free, no account needed.
It starts out almost sensible: milk a swan, sell the bottle, buy a second swan. Then come capybaras that lay eggs and the occasional teapot, helicopter rats that fly your goods to market on their own, and a mushroom with business proposals and a thin skin. Over the next couple of hours the farm spreads across five screens, from the farm itself to the goat shed, the compost field, the woodpecker woods and the quiver orchard, and becomes a supply chain nobody asked for. At the far end a country house fills with Aristocrats, who produce nothing, and five of them make a Parliament.
The farm has a day and a night, each with its own music, and nights are not always quiet. Every creature makes its own noise: honks, pops, splats, squelches, one teapot. The game autosaves, and if you come back within three hours the rats will have kept selling without you.
Works on desktop and phone, in English and Russian. Go milk a swan.